Say Yes to Alcohol !!!

[The article is just a wild imagination of author and should not be taken as serious piece of information. It’s written just for the sake of fun. Information given here is heavily manipulated and need not to be correct as whole. It’s more of fun-elated and sarcastic critique. So please do read n enjoy it!! :D]

I looove it!! My first tête-à-tête with this was during my last year in college and from then on it’s goin along with me. Now who said that drinking is a bad habit! They might hvn’t seen the benefits though. It’s the one stop solution for all ur miseries.

Do you have a problem?? It has d solution:

• You want to put on weight, just have two cans of beer daily.
• You want to loose it, then five shots of whiskey works amazingly (for straight three months though).
• You want to scold out someone without being charged for it, jst have five bottoms-up with extra large pegs.
• Want to be the center of attraction, just go n have four pegs of vodka after three extra large whisky pegs [technically named as cocktail] n spill out ur guts(literally), it will make d whole party go crazy abt u(n that too in literal sense).
• Can see all ur dreams cum true (in d form of hallucinations off course!!)
• But abv all wht i flt great abt it is its use as cleansing agent. Aren’t you feeling gud? Just have eight whiskey shots on-the-rocks and you will find an instant effect. It will clean up all ur digestive system (The best part is, it works like anesthesia, you didn't even remember what happens and you are done.)

(Most of the above exercises are tried and tested, so don’t wury they are completely harmless and without any side-effects.)

Believe me there is no problem or disease that can't be cured using alcohol (n they call it a bad habit, so sick!!). Not on physical level but on psychological upfront too it works amazingly, I had seen so many love stories that r wrapped around a single phone call which was made in dat deranged condition.

So see how drinking helps us in living a better and more delightful life. Now it’s our duty to eradicate d misnomer and taboo attached to it. I know d task is difficult (to convince ppl abt its benefits), but I am determined and expecting support frm all u drunkards (who make optimum utilization of potholes n road sides by occupying them now n then) to join hand n fight against dis ignorance. Say hail to this Elixir of life!!

An OLD MONK once said: "A TEACHER is not a COMMANDO but more like a BAGPIPER who make people follow what they can't see but feel"